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Practically Speaking
Stories about real engineering – by Jake Rothman
Audio doubt and workshop woes
I
said I wouldn’t do it, but here we are. I’m
writing a column about not being able to write my column.
If those who write for The Times do it, why can’t I?
It has all come to this because I have no electronics lab and
am utterly bereft. I’m all packed up ready to move to Craven
Arms, a railway junction town (named after a pub that’s since
closed) in the middle of nowhere, or Shropshire, if you’ve ever
heard of it. However, I’m now in limbo because the buyers
have gone cold, like my iron and scope.
The library is also packed: 22 boxes of A4 ring-binders
weighing 12kg each in the hall. 90% of the information in
them is not online and never will be since no one is going to
scan it. I could just pull stuff off the ’net and make an article
out of that, but we all know that’s a con. Anyone could do that.
The rest of the workshop, weighing in at around three
tonnes, is in the garage. I just hope the concrete floor doesn’t
give way! It used to hold a four-by-four, so I might get away
with it. So all that’s left for now are some old memories; I
hope none are libellous.
Tele-phoney
One of my first weekend jobs, around 1982, was at a film
broadcast equipment supply company in the West End of
London. I mainly made leads and did repairs and servicing.
As usual, things came in completely trashed. I had a pair of
Beyer DT48 headphones that had been run over by a forklift
truck and were completely mangled. “A few tweaks should
do it,” the customer said.
I ended up making an entirely new pair from spare parts
and old headphones. I think the bill cost £5 less than a new
pair at £150. They came in a few weeks later trashed again,
covered in sticky latex rubber solution holding clumps of
somebody’s hair.
The top-notch mixing desks we supplied used to have
Penny and Giles conductive plastic faders. In those days,
it was normal to replace individual parts such as wipers,
bushes and tracks. One unit from the sports room came back
a few times with oddly pitted tracks and wipers that had
gone green. There was also white powder in the bottom tray,
which I dumped in the bin.
I told a senior technical guy about this, and he seemed strangely
upset about the missing powder! Oh, the naivety of youth.
Sticky situations
Here’s one to remind you of how one musician can destroy
a company employing several good electronic engineers, so
beware if you are designing for the non-technical.
It was early 1986 in Camden Town. I was a test engineer
at a company making a leading-edge guitar synthesiser that
could be played like a real guitar. Making one had always
been the ambition of the decent CEO.
It had a MIDI output that controlled a lovely polyphonic
analog synthesiser built around Solid State Music (SSM) chips.
They were a significant improvement of the Curtis chips that
were popular at the time.
All the circuit boards were top-notch surface-mount assemblies
built by an avionics supplier in Reading. Even the guitar neck
enclosed a long SMT board with LEDs denoting the positions
of the frets.
The frets were called SCI, or semi-conductive intelligent.
This was basically a cermet* pot track with a signal across it
so that a particular string and its position could be sensed to
allow for pitch bending. The six strings were also scanned to
sense which ones were depressed.
Another clever trick was to separate the strings in the bridge
position for strumming and picking, which made it easier to
play than a normal guitar. I’ve always believed the best interface
between man and electronics is the analog potentiometer, so
the cermet frets seemed the right way to go, and they played
beautifully to us engineers in the lab and the studio.
That was, until – you’ve guessed it – musicians started
playing it live on stage. They pressed so hard that the ceramic
frets cracked, and some even fell off! I remember frantic weeks
trying to solder on new frets and trying to get them to the
exact height the musicians expected.
I remember being scowled at by Kate Bush’s technician,
while never even getting a chance to see her as she looked
around the company. Worse was to come, as the guitars then
did crazy solos on stage all by themselves, making even Steve
Vai seem slow. This was a result of random triggering as sweat
rolled down the misaligned fretboard.
None of us in the lab realised that musicians sweated so
much when they got into a frenzy. After all, we never did
while looking at our scope traces and clean, dry circuits.
It was such an innovative piece of technology that it won
a British Design Award for industry, with our CEO being
presented with a trophy by the Duke Of Edinburgh. On his
return, he wound the company up. It’s a sad story, with around
a million pounds burnt. I left with a Weller soldering iron and
a few tubes of SSM 2024 filter chips.
Ghosts in the machine
Many musicians are superstitious, and some recording studios
were built in Victorian, supposedly “haunted” buildings. As
bored studio maintenance engineers in the days of tape, we
used to play nasty tricks on some paranoid clients. One we
used to like doing was laying down a half-hour track while
they popped out for a few minutes.
We did it at very high tape speed, using sources that would
spook the ghost-fearing client when played slowly at the correct
speed. One ended up being mixed in, but I felt it would be
cheeky to ask for a royalty.
* cermet refers to a ceramic strip glazed with a glass, metal and frit mixture, giving a stable and hard-wearing resistive element.
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Another dodge was directed against arrogant old producers
who claimed to have the hearing of a 20-year-old. We would
mix in a 13kHz tone, which they couldn’t hear. Old producers
use spectrum analysers now, so they would see through this.
I even installed a big calibrated knob labelled FHS (Faux
Harmonic Synaesthesia) in a mixer that did nothing, but some
clients were convinced that it sounded better when set to a
precise position!
Strange solutions
There was intractable hum in one Islington studio, I checked
every Earth connection, cable shield, everything; no luck. After
several coffee breaks, I gave up; nothing was making sense.
For inspiration, I went exploring, going into the basement
to look at the reverb chamber and tape archive. In the dry,
dusty basement, I noticed an odd thick-gauge Earth wire going
into the corner. Kicking the dust away revealed an Earthing
rod where the ground was completely dry.
I was suddenly overwhelmed with a desire to urinate, and
reckoned I wouldn’t make it back upstairs, so there was the
possibility to solve two problems at once. For low hum, it is
essential that the main ground reference at the mixing desk
has a low im-pee-dance.
I never told them what I had done; I just issued an invoice for
a day’s diagnostics and a big bag of copper sulphate crystals.
I recommended that they water the rod with copper sulphate
solution every few months.
Silly puffs and fluff
I had one mixing engineer who always seemed to destroy
the monitor speakers with too much bass, tearing the cones
from their lead-out wires. I came up with the idea of putting
a small pile of talcum powder at the back of the reflex ports.
If he overdid it, puffs of white “smoke” would appear and
warn him of an additional invoice. I got found out when I
inadvertently used perfumed talc.
In 1989, I moved into lecturing where the main hazards
were political rather than electrical, but loads of funny things
kept happening.
One of the first classes I taught was “Electronics for Guitars”,
where the ambient IQ was rather low. I said to a student that
he could check if his 9V PP3 batteries for the pedals were
okay by just touching the terminals on his tongue.
The next day, I was having a nice cup of tea in the canteen
and I heard a funny sounding “yelp”. It was the student,
jumping about with an unusual-looking battery stuck to his
tongue. We later found out it was one of the new lithium
batteries that had just come out for smoke alarms. These had
much greater current capability than the old zinc-carbon types!
I had one guy from Bolton who used to hold solder in his
mouth, saying it gave him an “extra hand”. I gave him some
advice about lead poisoning, shocks and looking like a prat,
but he still kept doing it. One day, the inevitable happened –
there was a huge thump and the power tripped.
He had been soldering the back of an IEC socket, which
was plugged into the mains, before being flung into the side
of a big filing cabinet. It left visible dents where his skinny
hip bone and shoulder had hit, looking like something out
of a Tom and Jerry cartoon.
Just after that, a student cut himself with a scalpel. Luckily,
the lab technician had gone home, so I duly wrote up just the
scalpel incident. The next day, she asked about the dents
because the filing cabinet’s “Health and Safety” drawer
was stuck solid. We all kept quiet. These days, I file a risk
assessment for everything I say or do.
Musical masochism
I still shudder when I see what musicians do to equipment.
They break pot shafts off, bend 5mm-thick rack panels, leave
snapped-off jack plug remnants in sockets and enthusiastically
test for liquid ingress. One connected a 33V HP printer power
supply in reverse polarity to a 9V DC powered DAC, reasoning
“well, it’s the same plug, innit”.
I think engineers designing electronics for railways have the
worst of it, though. Some drivers have been known to bash a
plug into a socket with diesel trains. Apparently, there was
some problem with the height of the control couplings between
BREL vs Metro-Cam designs. Enclosed track-side equipment
has to survive the contents of a toilet being discharged over it.
The moral is that electronic engineers tend to be too kind to
their creations when testing. Give it to somebody who’s drunk
and doesn’t know the difference between a volt and a jolt! PE
Fluffy bunnies
Most furry objects found in sound engineering are microphone
windshields. However, we used to pretend there were also
extra uninvited guests. Small speakers under floors and in
walls were always a good Halloween trick. A few speakers
fed with a bit of judicious microphone scratching switched
around would send some into a frenzy.
I worked with one prissy lecturer who was terrified of
rodents, so we built a hidden pulse-generator driving a little
“squeak” tone burst into a piezo disc. The beep was so short
and infrequent that the matchbox-sized unit was never found.
Near misses
When teaching practical electronics, there was always a
risk of accidents. Any incidents had to be written up in an
accident report book. Occasionally, some students did things
that were unbelievable.
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